Living on the Most Expensive Square on the Monopoly Board

I’ve walked round richer and poorer areas of London for the Bleeding London project.  Today’s photos come from the richest of them all: Mayfair.

Let’s look at how to fit in with the locals.

First, make your home look discreet but expensive.

Then hire a butler and a maid, and install separate doorbells for yourself, and for the servants.

When you take your afternoon tea in local cafes, choose the best places, with the best-dressed waiters.

When you buy your “James Bond” car from Aston Martin, make sure they deliver it to right to your front door.

Ready for dinner? Let’s head to the Dorchester Hotel on Park Lane…..

The bear and panda were created by JULIEN MARINETTI , and are part of an exhibition at the Dorchester from  2 June –  30 August.  They add some colour and jollity to a sober part of London, but don’t you think the panda looks a little sad?